Can I tell you a secret?

I have a secret.  I've never told anyone this before.



Ready?



I want an amplifier so loud it lays waste to vast amounts of land.  I want one so loud that the front row doesn't step back it gets pushed back.  I want to see trees blown over.  Those annoying neighbors who always complained about the volume...not only are they deaf but they have no ears left.  I want to create my own scour basins and hurricanes.  This is what I want.  Who can provide it?